That moment when you realize you're up too late working and can't decide if a little or no sleep is better. #fuckbuckets

Ever play fridge Tetris? It's the only game I get to play these days.

I've stopped seeing a couple of my friends because their kids are little shits.

I have a spray-and-leave sorta policy when it comes to cleaning the bathroom. I buy the strongest cleaner I can find (we're talking, touch it and your fingerprints won't feel right for a week), douse everything I can with it. Sit, wait, and rinse. No scrubbing necessary.

"Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side. Keep on the sunny side of life."

Me in the car line: 'Move bitch, get out da way, get out da way, bitch, get out da way.' You're welcome.    

How horrible is it that I think, 'God, my husband must hate me because I walk around with bitch face all day.'?